Dr. Ryan Bixby
College Park, MD
" Welcome to my Site..."
Services: Juggling, Philosophy, Reiki / Energy Work
- $2530 min
- 0Classes Taught
Hi there. My name is Ryan. Or Dr. Ryan J. Bixby if you want to be formal. But no need for that here. I am a 27 year old Philosopher and Healer living in the MD suburbs of DC. I've been doing reiki and energy work for over ten years, and have taught countless people to better understand their own energy flow and how it affects themselves and others. I'm a level 2 Reiki practitioner, and do perform distance healing. Academically, I developed a Philosophy called Experiential Momentism, which is how I ended up with the Doctorate. It borrows from Existentialism and Metaphysics, and has much of the morality of Buddhism, though it is not religious in any way. To help spread the work about Experiential Momentism, I started a group called the Big Band Of Sunshine. The simple goal of this is to improve not only our lives, but those of the people around us through simple actions and a persistent awareness of Our Moment and how it relates to The Moment.
I'm good at lots of other things, and will perhaps put them up here in the future. Until then, or we talk, Be Well.
Dr. Ryan J. Bixby
Krishna A. January 26, 2011
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